Let me begin by making it very clear that I really do not love this product at all.

The mess… ohhhh the mess. Brown sludge and sand all over my shower. Up the walls, all over the shower tray, round the plug hole. Even Mr. LA raised an eye brow, and his brain is designed to automatically filter out anything that might require cleaning.

Lush instruct you to rub their ‘dynamic, fizzy cube of rhassoul mud all over your body to cover and cleanse. The aloe vera extract is soothing, and the mix of sesame and vanilla will moisturise. Mask your whole body for smooth, soft skin that smells just like the delectable Crème Anglaise body lotion.’

Hmmmm…. well, it was the promise of that stunning Creme Anglaise scent that enticed me in. Well sure, the block of brown, sandy mud does have that same beautiful fragrance but does it translate in the shower? Nope. Does the scent stay on your skin, at all, even the teeniest tiniest whiff? Nope. Is the whole ‘fizzing’ thing anything more than a gimmick? Nope, so they stuck a bit of bicarbonate of soda in there, big deal.

OK. But it’s going to leave my skin smooth and soft and moisturised, isn’t it? Nope.

I’ve used Glorious Mud for four days in a row until it was all gone (yup… 4 uses for £3.95… that’s almost £1 a shower) in place of my usual body brushing (which I’m still crazy about, by the way) and after each use my skin has felt uncomfortably dry.

Now I have to concede that this may be because Glorious Mud does score points on one count, and one count only.

This is one super, deep cleansing bar of mud ladies! That hefty dose of rhassoul mud really does what it says on the tin, and it’s all but cured one of my biggest beauty niggles.

My skin is very easily congested and I’m not just talking about my face. I get blocked pores on my chest and back too. They’re not full on spots (thank goodness I left the dreaded bacne behind in my teens) but I do get plenty of little lumps and bumps that annoy the hell out me. The skin on my chest especially has a tendency to look very dull. It tends to be worse at this time of year when I’m slapping on the sun cream and indulging in a bit of gradual tanner every now and then too. My usual line of attack has been an exfoliating glove doused in Tea Tree shower gel from The Body Shop but Lush’s lump of mud has far surpassed that method in terms of effectiveness. My chest is perfectly smooth and clear. I’m truly impressed.

If only I could get the same results without the mess and the dry skin everywhere else. That really would be GLORIOUS Mud.

Now, where did I put my rubber gloves, I’ve got a shower to clean.

Loveaudrey xxx

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